Poked Jokes / Recent Jokes
One school day, a little girl was really tired, the lesson was religious studies and the girl had questions fired at her, the teacher asked her "who is our lord above?" and the boy behind her poked her back with a pencil and she shouted "GOD AlMIGHTY!" and then the teacher asked her "who is the son of God?" and the boy poked her again and she shouted "JESUS CHRIST" and then the teacher asked her what did eve say to Adam after they had their third child and the boy poked her again and she shouted "IF U POKE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF"!
One day, a little girl was going to Sunday School, when she saw little Jonny.
Nwo, Little Jonny always had trouble staying awake in class, so the little girl decided to help him.
The Sunday School teacher asked, "Who was the greatest man that ever lived?"
The little girl poked Jonny in the back with her pencil, to which he replied, " Jesus Christ!"
"That is correct, now sit down and no yelling."
The teacher then asked, "Who was the man that died on the cross for us?"
The little girl poked Jonny in the back again, to which he replied," Good Lord!"
"That's correct. NOw sit down and stop yelling."
Then she asked, " What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 32nd child?"
once again the little girl poked Jonny in the back to which he replied," If you stick that thing in me one more time, I will grab it and break it in half!"
There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
A red head walked over to a shepard and asked,"Could I
have one of your sheep?" The shepard said no.
Then the red head asked if she could guess how many
sheep he has she could have one of his sheep and he
said fine. She told him he had 360 sheep.
He said yeah, how did you know? She
said I dunno, could I have a sheep now?
He said sure. She came back with the one she wanted
and he said are you a real red head?
She said no, acually I'm blonde. He said fine, now
give me my dog back.
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A blonde walked into a doctor's office and poked her
shoulder and said, "It hurts when I poke here," then
she poked her arm and said," It hurts when I poke here
too." Then she poked her knee and said, "It hurts when
I poke here too." Then the doctor asked, "Are you a
real blonde?" She said, "Yes." Then the doctor more...
one day in sunday school sally sat in fronte of jimmy and jimmy kept poking her with a pencil.when the teacher asked what do we say in church? jimmy poked sally and she blurted out HALLELUIAH.the teacher said correct.than the teacher asked what is jesuses real name jimmy poked sally in the back and she blurted out JESUS CRIST.the teacher replied yes than the teacher asked what did adam say to eve after thay had there 30th child jimmy poked sally and she yelled IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GOONA BREACK IT IN HALF the teacher says yes .and that was sally and jimmy in sunday school!.
2 children were sitting in sunday school and listening to the teacher the girl fell asleep and the boy un-bent a paperclip the teacher asked "Who created the Earth?" then the little boy poked the sleeping girl with the paper clip and the girl shouted "OH MY GOD!!!" and fell back asleep. and the teacher said "That is correct!" Then a little while later the teacher asked "Who died for all our sins?" and the little boy poked the sleeping girl again and she screamed "JESUS CHRIST!!!" then she fell back asleep and the teacher said "Thats correct" then a little while later the teacher asked "After Adam and Eve had their 23rd child what did Eve say to Adam?" then the boy poked the sleeping girl and she shouted "If you poke that in me one more time im going to brake it in half!!!" and the teacher said "Thats correct!!!"
Don and Marshall were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go.
Don was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he understood that he'd be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, "Don, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"
Don said, "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What if I poked out both of your eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind." The doctor got up, shook his hand and told him he was free.
On Don's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Don mentioned the exam to Marshall. He told him what questions were going to be asked, and told him the answers. Marshall was called in. The doctor went through the formalities and asked, "What would happen if I cut off one of your more...