Poodel Jokes / Recent Jokes

one day little johnnys dad told him to go to the bakery to get a bun, the warehouse to get a bucket and the pet store to get a poodel. johnny set of and went to the bakery he said " sir can i please have a bum." "dont you mean a bun." "oh yeah thats right." he said. he got the bun and went to the warehouse. ma'am can i please have a fucket" he said. "dont you mean a bucket." she said oh yeah thats right thank you. he got his bucket and went to the pet store. "lady can i please have a doodle." "dont you mean a poodle" she said laughing. "oh yeah thats right thank you". he went out of the store and his poodel ran away soe he went back into the store and said ma'am can you please hold my bum and fucket will i chase my doodle.