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Child - Dad?
Dad - Yeah?
Child - Are we poor?
Dad - uhhh....kinda i donno!
Child - well, if we were rich what would we buy.
Dad - I donno
Child - Is that why we are poor?
Dad - *sigh*
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"
My Son's Wife, all she does is takes, takes and takes. She wants a new wahsing machine so my poor Son buys her a new washing machine. She wants a new kitchen and so my Son spends hundrends of pounds on a new kitchen. It seems all my poor Son ever does is run around at her command and all she does is wants, but my Daughters Husband he is wonderful. My Daughters Husband will by my Daughter anything she wants!
A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. St. Peter goes through the Book several times and furrows his brow
"You know, I can't see that you ever did anything really bad in your life, but you never did anything really good either. If you can point to even one REALLY GOOD DEED -- you're in." The guy thinks for a moment.
"Yeah, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and saw a giant group of Biker Gang Rapists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of' em ripping the clothes off this terrified young woman. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Biker Gang Rapists formed a more...
Yo Mama is so poor she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box!
Yo Mama is so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation!