Porceline Jokes

a frog goes into a bank and and wants to get a loan the bank teller says,"whats your name?" "Kermit jagger" the frog says.
"like mick jagger? she says. yeah hes my dad. well what do you have to give us for security? i have this the frog says and pulls out a pink porceline pig the teller says hold on ill go check this with my boss, so she asks her
boss, whats this? he says well i think its a Knick Knack paddywack give a frog a loan his old mans a rolling stone.