Preist Jokes

this lady went to this delly to buy a ham and she asked the butcher how much that ham was and he said oh that damn ham and the lady said oh my gosh i cant believe you just said that to me you know my husbands the preist and he said oh no thats the name of the company damn ham so she said okay then ill take that damn ham then her husband came home and he was like something smells bewitches and he asked what is it and she said oh its that damn ham i got at the butcher shop and he said oh my gosh i cant believe you said that to me you know im the preist and she said oh no thats the name of the company damn ham and he said oh so it became dinner time and there 15 year old son comes in and sits down and the dad says grace and askes their son hey would you pass me that damn ham please and then the son says aw cool pops pass me the fucking potatoes

a robber whas running from the cops so he ran into a church and he seen a preist and he shot
the preist moments later the cops shot the robber but ther whas a mix up the preist went to hell and the robber went to heaven then the mistack was cleard and when they swiched the preist said to the robber i can't wate to meet the vigin mary then the robber replide
she's not a virgin any more.

A Catholic priest, a Boy Scout leader and a lawyer take some boys out on an adventure trip. On the flight over, there is engine trouble and the plane is about to go down.

"We have a problem", says the pilot. "There are only three parachutes!"

The Boy Scout leader suggests they give them to the boys.

"Screw the boys," shouts the lawyer.

"Is there time?" asks the priest.

A priest and a nun were traveling through the desert when there camel died
suddenly.
Alone and in the middle of nowhere they decided to sit and wait
for help to come.
During the night they talked about stories of there life
and what they had and hadn't done with their life. It is then that the
preist asks the nun if she has ever had sex the nun replies "no". So the
preist brings up the suggestion that since they are alone and in the middle
of nowhere and could possibly die that perhaps they should try it.
Upon
agreement the Priest flops out his pecker and says to the nun "This is the
staff of life, it brings life to the dead".
In response the nun
replies, "good go screw that dead camel so we can get the hell out of here."