Pried Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two young boys were playing football in a park in Washington D, C, one pretty day, and as they were playing a huge Rottwieller came from no where and attacked one of the boys.
The other boy, seeing his best friend was in serious trouble, pried a board loose from a nearby bench and went to help his buddy. He took the board and put it under the collar of the dog, pried up and twisted it, breaking the dogs neck, killing him instantly.
A local newspaper reporter saw what happened and went over to interview the hero. He asked the boy if he was a football fan and was told yes, so he wrote "Redskins fan saves friend from savage dog".
The boy said, " Sorry sir, but I'm not a Redskins fan." The reporter then asked him if he was a Baltimore Ravens fan; again the boy said no.
So the reporter asked him who his favorite team was, the boy said "I really like the Dallas Cowboys sir." So the reporter wrote, " Redneck kills family pet."