Pronouncing Jokes

A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gavehim a sentence to practice at home: "Robert gave Richarda rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare." In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy torecite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously eyed his classmates -- many of themalready laughing at him -- then replied, "Bob gave Dicka poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough."

A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gavehim a sentence to practice at home: "Robert gave Richarda rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare."In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy torecite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously eyed his classmates - many of themalready laughing at him - then replied, "Bob gave Dicka poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough."