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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain? An umbrellaphant!

Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain? An umbrellaphant!

A software programmer read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg.
There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!"