Psychoanalysis Jokes

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?

Because when it''s time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

Psychoanalysis is a lot of bunk," one imbiber said to his bar companion.
"Why do you say that?"
"I've been undergoing analysis for six months and today my analyst tells me I'm in love with my umbrella! Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?"
"That's pretty crazy," agreed the friend.
"I would say that we certainly hold a sincere affection for each other. But love? Ridiculous!"

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when its time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.