Quarrelling Jokes

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.' Bill wasn't impressed,' Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the one who killed it!

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My fathers the one who dug the hole for it. Bill wasnt impressed, Well, thats nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My fathers the one who killed it!

Once, a couple living in our neighbourhood was found quarrelling among themselves quite often. One day my neighbour Mr. Sharma asked Mr. Gupta why they quarrelled so much. Mr. Gupta replied that he and his wife enjoyed quarrelling and getting angry. Mr. Sharma was astonished and asked Mr. Gupta to explain. He said that during quarrelling his wife throws the rolling pin at him and if it hits, then she is happy and if it happens to miss then he is happy and taunts her over her failure.