Racecar Jokes

The racecar driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.
“What’s the matter! Didn’t I satisfy you when we screwed? ” he asked.
“It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble, ” said the angry woman. “In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, ‘What perfect headlights’. Then you felt my thighs and murmured, ‘What a smooth finish’. ”
“What’s wrong with that? ” asked the driver.
The woman answered, “Nothing, but then you felt my p**sy and yelled, ‘Who the hell left the garage door open’? ”

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