Racehorse Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!

What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse!