Raj Jokes / Recent Jokes

Raj: "What Did You Get On Your Birthday?"
Ravi: "A Set Of Drums And It Is The Best Present I Have Ever Had."
Raj: "Why?"
Ravi: "Because My Father Gives Me Rs. 100 A Week For Not Playing Them."

Raj Had Been Talking On The Phone For About Half An Hour Before He Hung Up.
His Father Said, “Wow! That Was Short. You Usually Talk For An Hour. What Happened? ”
Raj Replied, “It Was A Wrong Number. ”

Visitor: And how old are you, Raj?
Raj: Nine.
Visitor: And what are you going to be?
Raj: Ten.

Raj: I've bought a book on body building and I've been doing the exercises every day for a month.
Ajay: Is it having any effect? Raj: You bet. I can now lift the book above my head.

Raj: Your body's quite well organized.
Ajay: What do you mean?
Raj: The weakest part - your brain - is protected by the strongest - your thick skull!