Rawana Jokes

For the first time U RAWANA got into a Air Ceylon plane to go abroad, as the usual flight delay U RAWANA fell asleep on the cosy seat. After short while U RAWANA woked up and ran towards the main door tried to open that. The air hostess shouted " wait,,, wait" But our man misunderstood that air hostess is asking his " weight"and jumped thro the door shouting "its 150 lbs"

Those days in Sri Lanka everybody must have licence for their shot guns. U rawana messed up every thing and he forgot to get licence. On the last day he rushed to govt kachcheri that the place where licence are issued and talked to the counter clerk and said " I want to get licence for my gun, can I do that now?" But the counter was dull of hearing " licence for what???" U rawana said " gun... gun... You dont know gun? G for Gesus ( Jesus)U for urope (Europe) N for numonia (Pneumonia)??????????

U rawana went to Queens Hotel for lunch.
He called one of stewards and oredered " Date hoppers and cock curry "
The steward was a new guy so he couldn't realize the order, ran inside and told another steward.
He identified the guest and served "string hoppers with a dish of chicken curry.

A school inspector went to a school for his annual inspection to check the educational quality and standard of the grade 9 students. With out the presence of teacher he took over the class and started to check the knowledge of history. He address Nimal who was seated in the front row " Nimal, tell me who broke the bow of Rawana? (Nimal kiyannna Rawana ge dunnna kaduwe kawda kiyala").
Nimal replied " Sir, I never broke Rawana’s bow, somebody must have told a lie to you"
School inspector was frustrated to see the poor standard and the knowledge of history of these students. As an experienced educationist, he thought the students should not be blamed but the teacher. So he called the class teacher and blamed him " look here Mr Silva, I am very disappointed about some of the answers given by your students". Mr Silva, the class teacher very politely asked, can you explain me further?
The inspector explained " I have asked one of your more...

One day for the first time U rawana got into a Air Ceylon plane to go abroad, with a friend. He was very tired so he felt asleep on the cosy seat. After about 45 minutes he woke up and peeped thro the window said astonishingly " see people down, like ants". His friend said " no Mr Rawana, those are real ants, we are still on the ground.