Razors Jokes

I heard this at the Canadian Finals Rodeo...
It seems that Schick (sp?, a razor manufacturer) is coming out with a new line to complement its existing line of Lady Schick. These razors would be used on hens and roosters.
It's called the Chicken Schick.

A Brooklyn school on Wednesday launched a new program that rewards schoolchildren with free cell phones for good grades.

One small problem – instead of Motorola Razors, they accidentally got the kids in Brooklyn actual razors. Ouch.