Rearrange Jokes

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Aww, did it hurt when you got kicked out of hell?
Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F and U together.

George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs Gore
Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room
Evangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil's Agent
Desperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots
Slot Machines: When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in Em
Animosity: When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity
Mother-in-law: When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms: Wen you rearrange the letters: Alas No More Z's
A Decimal Point: When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes: When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two: When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one
President Clinton of the USA: It can be rearranged into: To Copulate he finds

George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty RoomEvangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil's AgentDesperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends ItThe Morse Code: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come DotsSlot Machines: When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in EmAnimosity: When you rearrange the letters: Is No AmityMother-in-law: When you rearrange the letters: Woman HitlerSnooze Alarms: Wen you rearrange the letters: Alas No More Z'sA Decimal Point: When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in PlaceThe Earthquakes: When you rearrange the letters: That Queer ShakeEleven plus two: When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus onePresident Clinton of the USA: It can be rearranged into: To Copulate he finds

Dormitory
When you rearrange the letters:
Dirty Room
Evangelist
When you rearrange the letters:
Evil's Agent
Desperation
When you rearrange the letters:
A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code
When you rearrange the letters:
Here Come Dots
Slot Machines
When you rearrange the letters:
Cash Lost in' em
Animosity
When you rearrange the letters:
Is No Amity
Mother-in-law
When you rearrange the letters:
Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms
When you rearrange the letters:
Alas! No More Z's
A Decimal Point
When you rearrange the letters:
I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes
When you rearrange the letters:
That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two
When you rearrange the letters:
Twelve plus one
And for the grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:
TO more...

George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs Gore

Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room

Evangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil's Agent

Desperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots

Slot Machines: When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in Em

Animosity: When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity

Mother-in-law: When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms: Wen you rearrange the letters: Alas No More Z's

A Decimal Point: When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes: When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two: When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one

President Clinton of the USA: It can be rearranged into: To Copulate he finds