Rebuking Jokes

TEACHER: "Like Satan you keep talking rubbish all
the time! Do you ever take the name of the person who
gave you birth?"
Student: "Whenever I try, I take the name of my
mother. The fear ot being ticked off by my father, makes
me keep silent."
Teacher: "What does your father do?"
"Sir, exactly the same- as you. He is forever rebuking
me.