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A blonde, redhead, brunette found a magic mirror in a room. if a lie was told to it, it would suck you up, and if the truth was told to it, it would grant one wish. the brunette said, "i think i am the prettiest woman in the world," and she was sucked up. The redhead said, " i think i am the prettiest woman in the world," and she was sucked up, too. Finally, the blonde approached it. "I think-" and she was sucked up.
One day a brunette asked a redhead, "I've herd that that blond over there can't even count to 70."
The redhead said, "Yeah, for them 69 is a mouthful."
There were three girls: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They were running from the cops, when they ran to a farm and hid, the cops closely on their trail.
The brunette hid with the ducks. The redhead hid with the cows. And the blonde hid with potatoes.
The cops looked in the ducks' pen and the brunette said, "Quack, quack, quack..."
The cops then looked into the cows' area and the redhead said, "Moooooo..."
Finally, the cops looked in the the potato patch and the blonde said, "Potatoooooo..."
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One`s a brunette, one`s a redhead, and one`s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks, if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready. . . Aim. . . " Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready. . . Aim. . . " The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks, if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready. . . Aim. . . " The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards him. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater, followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap... and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!!! Everything had been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you more...
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.
The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.
The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat"
He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, "woof, woof". The cop says, "its only a dog".
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, "potato"
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunettes tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blondes tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!"