Regis and Kelly Jokes

NBC is in talks to extend the "Today" show to four hours so the show would end at 11 a.m. instead of 10 a.m. Initially, the 3rd hour of "Today" was created as counter-programming to ABC’s "Live with Regis and Kelly."
An additional hour is particularly exciting because that would give viewers an extra hour to NOT watch the show.

A baying, barking happy little dog named Uno won the Westminster Dog Show last night.

Today Uno replaced Regis Philbin on "Live" and no one noticed the difference.