Registry Jokes

A bride called to make a change to her wedding registry. It is common, almost expected, that a bride will change something on her registry at least once (dishes, color of towels, etc.). The Customer Service Representative told her that J. C. Penney would be happy to make the change. He asked if the bride wanted to change the dishes or the linens. The bride said, “No, keep all that. I just wanted to change the name of the groom. ”

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are
all excited about their decision to get married. They go
for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
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Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the
owner?"
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The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
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Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
medication?"
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Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
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Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
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Pharmacist: "All kinds."
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Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
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Pharmacist: "Definitely."
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Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
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Pharmacist: "Of course."
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Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,
jaundice?"
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Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
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Jacob: more...