Renounce Jokes

Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.
"Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan.
"No!," said the dying man.
"I say, renounce the devil and his works!"
"No way!," the man repeats.
"And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Father Murphy.
"Because," said the dying man...
"I want to wait until I see where I'm heading before I start pissing anyone off!"

Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed."Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan."No!," said the dying man."I say, renounce the devil and his works!""No way!," the man repeats."And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Father Murphy."Because," said the dying man..."I want to wait until I see where I'm heading before I start pissing anyone off!"

Father Sullivan was ministering to a man on his deathbed.
"Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan.
"No," said the dying man.
"I say, renounce the devil and his works!"
"No," the man repeats.
"And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Father Sullivan.
"Because," said the dying man, "I want to wait until I see where I'm heading before I start annoying anybody."

Father Mulligan was ministering to a man on his death bed. "Renounce Satan," Father Mulligan yelled.
"No," the dying man said.
"You must renounce the devil and his works!" insisted Father Mulligan.
"No," the dying man said again.
"Why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asked the Father.
"I'd like to wait and see where I'm heading before I start annoying anyone!" replied the dying man.

Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.
"Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan.

"No!," said the dying man.

"I say, renounce the devil and his works!"
"No way!," the man repeats.

"And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Father Murphy.

"Because," said the dying man...
"I want to wait until I see where I'm heading before I start pissing anyone off!"