Repiles Jokes

Everybody in church was heading to the river cause little Johnny was going to be baptised. So the preacher takes little Johnny and says to him "
hold you're nose and down we go"
, so the preacher dunks Johnny in the river, and when he comes back up the preacher asks him, "
did you find the Lord "
, and little Johnny repiles "
no"
, so again the preacher dunks little Johnny, and when he comes back up he asks him again if he found the Lord, and again little Johnny repiles no, so for the third time the preacher dunks Johnny, hoping and praying he'll find the Lord, so when little Johnny finally resurfaces the preacher asks him "
Did you find the Lord"
!!!?, and little Johnny gasping for air, says to the preacher, "
are you sure this is where you lost him"
???