Resign Jokes

Nominated for quote of the year is this statement made by Dick Armey, R-Texas.

When asked if he were in the President's place, would he resign, he responded:

''If I were in the President's place I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood, hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying,' How do I reload this damn thing?''

The verbatim report of the last meeting of the European Commission has leaked to the press. Here is a small part of that historic meeting.
Van Miert (talking to Cresson): You will resign you bitch, Verdomme, or I'll make you swallow your new teeth one by one.
Cresson: I will not sink alone (famous last words).
Pinheiro: My brother in law has invited me to a golf game tomorrow, could we please hurry up?
Bangeman (Talking to Santer): get down from the window you idiot you will hurt yourself.
Marin: I'm clean, clean, clean, clean, so clean, clean, clean, clean.
Sir Leon Brittan:(Talking to himself): Tony loves me.
Sir Leon Brittan:(Talking to Neil Kinnock): Tony loves you too.
Papoutsis: What is going on here? Who is going to resign? Who the hell is Santer?
Schroeder (on the phone): Calm down Jacques. It is not that bad.
Imagine that I had to deal with Lafontaine all my life. And now that I got rid of him he wants to become President of the more...