Restruant Jokes

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    There once was 3 pigs at a restruant
    the waiter came over and asked them what they wanted to drink
    the 1st one said "ill have coke"
    the 2nd one said "ill have sprite"
    the 3rd one said "ill have water, lots of it"
    then later the waiter asked what they wanted to eat
    the 1st one said "ill have the #4 meal"
    the 2nd one said "ill have the #87 meal"
    the 3rd one said "ill have water lots of it"
    after they were done the waiter asked if they wanted any thing for desert
    the 1st one said "ummm no im fine"
    the 2nd one said "no im very full"
    the 3rd one said :ill have water lots of it"
    then the waiter said "i dont mean to be rude but why do you keep ording water?"
    the 3rd pig said "well, someone has to go we-we-we all the way home!"

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