Resturant Jokes

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I dont lay egg sir I just lay table! "

There were three men. An English man Irish man and a Maori man. These three men were running away from the police. They all ran into a resturant were there was a sack of cats, a sack of dogs and a sack of Potatoes. The English man jumped into the sack of cats, The Irish man jumped into the sack of dogs, and the Maori man jumped into the sack of Potatoes. The police went into the resturant and kick the sack of cats. The english man replied Meow so they went to the sack of dogs. They kicked the sack of dogs and the Irish man replied Woof Woof. So they went to the sack of potatoes and kicked it. So the Maori replied POTATO POTATO!!!

Did you hear about the resturant on the Moon?

Great food but no Atmosphere.

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I don't lay egg sir I just lay table! "

Why couldnt the car go in the four star resturant? He didn't have on the "right attire"