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Little Willie showed off his singing parrot to his friend Rickie.

"If you pull his left leg," said Willy, "he'll sing' God Bless the Queen.' Pull his right leg and he'll sing "The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"What happens if you pull both legs?" asked Rickie.

"Squawk!" said the parrot. "I fall off the perch, you idiot!"