Ripken Jokes / Recent Jokes

Reported by Houston Chronicle's Ken Hoffman ;-)
"The most touching part of Cal Ripken Jr.'s speech after breaking Lou Gehrig's major league's baseball record was when he thanked the six most important people in his life: his mother, father, best friend, wife, and two children.
Not every pro athlete could have made that speech.
A few guys would have listed their six most important people as: his first wife, current wife, current girl friend, the women who claims he's the father of his child, agent, and lawer."