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Once Santa Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.
Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn`t laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.
Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.
Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss more...
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While
several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the
customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their
wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams
something in lawyer number two's hand.
Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?" to which
lawyer number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand.
Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?" to which lawyer number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand.Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?" to which lawyer number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."
Two lawyers are standing in line at a bank when armed robbers burst in. While a few of the robbers take the money from the tellers, the others line the customers up against a wall and proceed to take their wallets, jewelry, and any other valuables they may have.
While this is all taking place, one lawyer presses something into his colleague's hand. Without looking down, the second lawyers whispers, "What is that?"
"It's the $100 I owe you," replies the first lawyer.
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand. Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?" to which lawyer number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."
A RED, BLOND, AND A BRUEET WHERE TAKEN HOSTAGE BYE BANK ROBBERS AND WERE ASKED IF THEY HAD ANY LAST WORDS. THE RED HEAD SAID TWISTER AND THE ROBBERS DUCK AND SHE GOT AWAY. THE BRUNEET SAID FLOOD THEY DUCK AND SHE GOT AWAY. THEY GO UP TO THE BLOND AND PUT HER AT GUN PUT AND THEY ASK HER IF SHE HAS ANY LAST WORDS AND SHE SAYS FIRE.