Romantic Jokes / Recent Jokes

Vicky, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine`s Day, at a jeweller`s shop in Connaught Place, Delhi. The jeweller inquired, `Would you like your girlfriend`s name engraved on it?` Vicky thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, `No, instead engrave `To my one and only love`.` The jeweller smiled and said, `Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.` Vicky retorted with a glint in his eye, `Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.`

Sumit proposes to Riya' I love you.'

Riya:' For what?'

Sumit:' You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen'

Riya:' So what?'

Sumit:' You are the most caring human being I have ever come across.'

Riya:' So what?'

Sumit:' You are the most dynamic girl of my life.'

Priya:' So what?'

Sumit:' I want you because I cannot live without you.'

Riya:' I know that I am not beautiful. I know that I never care for anyone. I know that I am not at all dynamic. SO GET LOST'

Subject: Truth in Advertising

List of Abbreviations in the WOMEN SEEKING MEN Classifieds
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CODE WORD INTERPRETED AS:

40-ish 48
Adventurer Has had more partners than you ever will
Affectionate Possessive
Artist Unreliable
Athletic Flat chested
Average looking Ugly
Beautiful Pathological liar
Commitment-minded Pick out curtains, now!
Communication important Just try to get a word in edgewise
Contagious Smile Bring your penicillin
Educated College dropout
Emotionally Secure Medicated
Employed Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home
Enjoys art and opera Snob
Enjoys Nature Bring your own granola
Exotic Beauty Would frighten a Martian
Feminist Fat; ball buster
Financially Secure One paycheck from the street
Free spirit Substance user
Friendship first Trying to live down reputation as more...