Romney Jokes

Mitt Romney was quoted as saying, "The man who wins this race won't necessarily be the person who invested the most money in this, it'll be the person who is the most respected." He then paused for 5 seconds and said, "S**t."

My friend, DeWitt, happily told me that presidential candidate Mitt Romney was a Mormon and that they believe in multiple wives. Wow! Yeah, there is nothing that I would rather hear than, "Not tonight, we have a headache; we need you to go to the store and get some pads--a lot of them; we need some more romance; we need to talk--all of us."

I mean, I could probably get away with one murder, but several is pushing it.

Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney is in hot water for using the term tar baby to describe Boston's Big Dig. "He was unaware that some people find the term objectionable," said his spokesman. "If it's any consolation, Mitt's 100% clear on n*gger."