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While attending confession, the first of three roommates admitted to the priest that she had let a man fondle her breasts. The priest told her to wash them with holy water.
The second roomie confessed that she had touched a man's sexual organ. The priest told her to wash her hands with holy water.
The two girls were busy washing at the holy water when their friend joined them. "Move over, girls," she said "I have to gargle."