Rourke Jokes

It was Christmas and everyone seemed to he having a great time, but Father O'Rourke was not. He suddenly said to Father Kelly' You know what. I'm fed up with all this good behaviour and clean living. Why don't go out and have good old sinful night out. We could drink, go with loose women and do whatever takes our fancy.' Are you mad?' replied Father Kelly' This is a small town. Everyone knows who we are.'' I don't mean we should do it here.' said his colleague.' We could dress like everyone else and take the train to the city'
After much persuasion Father Kelly agreed to do so and off they went that night and partied until morning. They arrived home very much the worse for wear and it was then that the enormity of what they had done began to dawn on Father Kelly.' Oh my God. We're going to have to confess our misdemeanor.'' Don't worry.' replied Father O'Rourke' I've already thought about this. You get changed and go into the confessional and I'll tell you all about my misdeeds more...