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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says' Do Not Disturb'!"

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the days route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldnt get out of her room."You cant get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says Do Not Disturb!"

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman
sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This
driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he
notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front and three in the back
of the car - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was
doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that
driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly -
twenty-two miles an hour," the old woman said proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her more...

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Highway Patrol officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!". So he hits the lights and siren and pulls the driver over.Approaching the car, he notices that in addition to the elderly lady driver, there are four other elderly ladies as passengers, two in the front seat and three in the back. And all four passengers are wide-eyed and white as ghosts.The driver, obviously confused, says, "Officer, what seems to be the problem? I am sure I wasn't speeding.""Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving very slow can also be a danger to other drivers."The woman puffs up a bit, and exclaims proudly, "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly — twenty- two miles an hour!"The officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her more...

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, the officer notices that there are five old ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty- two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the more...

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!'' So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, ''Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?'' ''Ma'am,'' the officer replies, ''You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.'' ''Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!'' the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that ''22'' was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman more...

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route more...