Rupert Jokes

Seems N.Y. Post Owner Rupert Murdoch has finally lost his mind. The paper printed a cartoon depicting 2 Police officers shooting a chimp with the caption: “They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill.” It seems even Travis the chimp would have said, “Mmmm, No. That’s totally inappropriate!!”

Mr. Rupert was upset because his boss, Mr. Clark, told him to reduce his two-person division by half. That meant he had to fire eiiher Jack or Jill, both of whom he deeply respected.
Troubled by the prospect, he called Jill into his office and shut the door. Mr. Clark happened to be passing by just then and waited to see what would happen; a few seconds later the beautiful young woman stormed from Mr. Rupert's office, grabbed her purse, and left the building.
Mr. Clark walked over to the dismayed Mr. Rupert.
"I see you decided to fire Jill."
Mr. Rupert shook his head. "No sir, I never got that far."
"What do you mean?" asked his surprised boss.
"Well, sir, all I said was,' JH, I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off,' and she was gone!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rupert!
Rupert who?
Rupert your left arm in, your left arm out. ...!