Sadist Jokes

The guy I dated tonight turned out to be a sadist," reported the girl.
"You mean literally - whips and that sort of thing?" asked her roommate.
"Worst than that! The creep screwed me with a four-inch penis and then French-kissed me goodby with an eight-inch tongue!"

There's a sadist and a masochist locked in a room. The sadist is starting to freak out and says please, please hit me. The masochist just smiles and says "no."