Sardar Jokes / Recent Jokes

Do You Really Sell That Much Salt? A Man Asks To A Sardar Who Is Running A Grocery Shop Stocked With Thousands Of Boxes Of Salt.
"No " Says The Sardar. "I Sell May Be Two Boxes A Month. To Tell You The Truth, I'm Not A Good Salt Seller. But The One Who Sell Me Salt-Now He's A Good Salt Seller."

One Day Sardar Happened To See A Marathon Race.
"What The Guys Are Doing" Asked The Sardar.
" We Are Running A Marathon. The Winner Will Get Prize" Replied One Runner.
"Only The Winner Will Get Prize! Then Why Others Are Participating!!" Exclaimed The Sardar

A Sardar Was Walking Along, When He Looked Up To
Observe A Bird Flying Overhead. Suddenly, The Bird
Dropped A Load When It Was Directly Over Him. The
Sardar Says, "Good Thing That Cows Don't Fly."

Teacher: What is the chemical formulae of water?
Sardar: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sardar: Yesterday you said it is H to O

Man: How was your exam today?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK? I thought... i
thought... i thought about it and wrote THUNK

Russia: We Were The First To Go Into Space. Us: We Were The First To Set Foot On The Moon. Sardar: We'll Be The First To
Set Foot On The Sun. Us: But It Is Too Hot. Sardar: We Are Not Stupid. We Will Go At Night.

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and
closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife askes: Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly