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One Day Evening A Sardarji Starts From Office To Home With Pushing His Scooter Manually. He Met His Friend On The Way...

Friend: Why Are You Pushing Your Scooter Manually? Sardarji:' I Forgot To Bring The Scooter Key From My Home. Friend:' Is It!

Then, How Did You Come To Office From Home In The Morning?' Sardarji:' I Was Pushing My Scooter From Home To Office Also In The Morning.

A Sardarji newly arrived in England, brought a car before he picked up the language or rules of the road. One day while driving in the countryside his car skidded off the road and landed in a ditch. Much as he tried, he could not get it to move forward or backward. An Englishman passing-by who came to help him asked, "What's the matter, mate?"
The Sardarji replied in his best English, "My car garhey mein phasing. Not hilling aggey, not hilling picchey, only horn pee-pe hiring."

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for? " The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

BANTA Singh, like all good Sardars, always greeted everyone in the congregation with a loud." Wakey Guruji Ka Khalsa, Wakey Guruji Ki Fateh'.'

After spending a few years in England he returned home and at the village gurudwara produced an Anglicised version of the greeting: "Sat Sri Akal. And a copy to all."

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (its the barking sound) "Press the red
button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken
for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and
I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait
and I'll go get a ladder."