Scorer Jokes

The regular scorer was away, and the job was given to the nearest available spectator, who happened to be an American watching his first match.

After the match, they approached him to find out the result.

'Gee, I'm sorry,' he apologised,' I got so carried away I forgot to mark anything down.

But it doesn't matter' cos I know who won. That guy with the red hair is the fastest runner by far!'