Scorpios Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - theyd rather sit in the dark.