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Finally having scraped together enough money for a trip to the Bahamas, the college student arrived, only to learn that the hotel at which he'd wanted to stay, the St. Regis, charged two hundred dollars a day. Although that included a continental breakfast, the pool, and free golf, he simply couldn't afford that much money. Dragging his gear around town, he finally found a hotel every bit as lovely but only cost fifty dollars a day. Settling in, he decided to get in a few rounds of golf before sunset.
Bringing his clubs to the hotel course, he went to buy a three-pack of balls from the pro shop.
"That will be a hundred dollars," said the man behind the counter.
"What!" screamed the guest. "That's outrageous! They're free at the St. Regis!"
"Yes," said the clerk, "but over there, they get you by the rooms."