Sectional Jokes

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was
greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in
particular I can show you?" he asked.
"Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."
"You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.
"Sectional schmectional." she bitterly retorted. "All I want is
an occasional piece in the living room!"

An elderly woman entered a major furniture store and was greeted by a salesman who was considerably younger.
"Is there something in particular that you're looking for?" he asked.
"Yes," the old woman replied. "I want to buy a sexual sofa."
"You must mean a sectional sofa," he said.
"Sectional schmectional," she said with a shrug. "All I want is an occasional piece in my living room!"