Serb Jokes

A Muslim, a Croat, and a Serb were sitting near a river bank. Suddenly a figure emerged from the water and said,' Each one of you make a wish and it will be granted.'
The Serb spoke first:' I wish all the Croats would die!'
The Croat retaliated,' I wish all the Serbs would die!'
It was now the turn of the Muslim,' All I want is a cup of tea,' he said.' My two fondest wishes have just been fulfilled!'