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Once A Passer By Saw Banta And Santa Looking With Binoculars From A Distance At A Marriage Ceremony. So, He Asked Them What They Were Doing. Santa Replies " Oye Yaar, Dekh Nahi Sakte Shadi Ho Rahi Hai."
The Passerby Said, " Why Are U Standing Here?".
Banta Replied" Arrey Bhai, Door Ke Rishtidar Hai".

Boy to girl in romantic mood'Mujhse Shadi karoogi?'
She reply 'dakhee thi achi film hay'|