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The first time I saw Cindy Sheehan on TV, I was like, "Why is Gary Shandling so angry about the war?" When I found out the person I was looking at was Cindy Sheehan and that she was protesting the war because her son was a soldier who died in Iraq, I felt my heart brimming over with sympathy. "My God," I thought, "This poor woman is going to spend the rest of her life looking like the third Doctor Who (Actor Tom Baker)."
Cindy's son didn't get drafted, he volunteered. She should have gotten out her megaphone when he first told her he was joining the army. Then she should have followed him around all day yelling, "If you join the army you might die!" Although I doubt that even that would have worked. If my mom was Cindy Sheehan, I would volunteer to deactivate roadside bombs with my face.
Now Cindy is participating in a hunger strike with famous actors like Sean Penn and Danny Glover, because apparently they believe President Bush's fear more...