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A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given a menu.When time to order the sheik orders for himself and the harem, and also asks for a basket of apples for the rooster. The waiter thinks it a bit strange, but does as is asked, and brings the apples for the rooster. One by one, the rooster eats all of the apples. Havingnoticed this, the sheik orders another basket of apples for the rooster. Again the rooster eats all the apples.When summoned again, the waiter asks the sheik about the voracious appetite of the rooster.The sheik explains:"I was in the desert one day and found a lamp.It was a bit dirty so I rubbed it to clean it.Just as I did, out came a Genie and granted me three wishes...My first wish was to have an endless supply of money. My second wish was to have many beatiful women.And my third wish was to have an more...

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