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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before shes too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides shes too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, Theres Jennifer; shes a lawyer, or Thats Michael, hes a doctor."A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And theres the teacher; shes still old, nasty, and wrinkled"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, Theres Jennifer, shes a lawyer, or Thats Michael, Hes a doctor.
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And theres the teacher, Shes dead."
not only is your mum fat shes stupid. infact shes so stupid she went in to a supermarket and started stairing at a bottle of orange juice because it said concertrate
Yo mama so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote!