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In The News - Excerpts from the LA Times
Included Late Night humor
A failing Mexican economy is expected to have a dramatic impact on the United States. All of our big companies may have to move back.
OJ UPDATE: In light of damaging testimony given by Ron Shipp, Simpson's "Dream Team" will now be referred to as the "Dream Interpretation Team". Shipp added that his cousin Johnnie Cochran's dream finally came true. Robert Shapiro finally sat down and shut up.
Defense lawers referred to OJ as the embodiment of the "American Dream." Of coarse, they've also referred to sulferic acid as "America's Favorite Thirst Quencher".
They're going to re-release OJ's movie and re-name it "Naked Gun 33 1/3 to Life". The Fox movie about OJ wasn't very up to date. It had him saying he was inside the house sleeping when the crime was comitted. Where have they been? That was like two alibi's ago.
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