Short Christmas Jokes

Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?"
Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G. I. Joe."
Santa: "Doesn't Barbie always come with Ken?"
Girl: No, she only fakes it with Ken."

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

A man, wearing only a bathrobe, bends over the Christmas tree to pick up a present.
His young son looks up the robe and asks, "Hey Dad! Who's getting the bagpipes?"

10. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!
9. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!
8. Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!
7. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low ELF esteem!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite!
5. Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!
4. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!
3. What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
2. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
1. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!