Shouldnt Jokes

Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.

Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that theyre missing.

Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.

If doors have a website shouldnt windows have one too? Wed better, or it will be curtains for us.