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    there were these 3 guys. and they were stranded in the desert.
    they were pretty deperete, so they started digging 4 food.
    they came across a magic lamp. they rubbed the lamp, and a
    genie popped out. he said,"i will give you each 1 wish."
    so the first guy said," i'm pretty hungry, i'll have
    an extra value meal from McDonolds. super sized please."
    the genie snapped his fingers and the guy walked away
    happy. the second guy said,"i'm thirsty. i'll have
    a super sized coke please." the genie snapped
    his fingers, and the guy walked away happy. the third
    guy said,"i'd like a car door please."
    "why", asked the genie. "just because.""ok" so the
    genie snapped his fingers, and he got it. a few hours
    later, the other guys go up to him and asked,"why
    did you want a car door?" he said,"so when it gets hot
    i can roll the window down."

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